Maybe I decided to take a month off from writing a column.
Or maybe it took a few snide comments from pP Ben Barretta
(does Ben give out any other types of comments?) to
finally get my act (back) together and put together
a "decent" ROTARIO. The world may never know...
Either way, here's your stinkin' weekly bulletin! Two full-color
pages and everything. Happy now, Ben?!
Can anyone tell I only have 24 days left?
Unfortunately (but fortunately for all of you!), I
have a schedule conflict, so PE Nancy Kemp
will be covering for me and will give you a 2007-08 "sneak
peek" at today's meeting. If it's anything like the Joint
Board Meeting she ran on Monday evening (yeah,
she's been covering for me a lot lately!), I'm sure the
meeting will be fantastic.
With that said, I have entrusted The Bell
into her custody. Unlike many of the other current area presidents,
I have faithfully guarded it for 8+ straight months (I sure
do miss Fred Heauser!). I can't imagine the embarrassment
and/or shame if the President Elect were to break that streak.
No pressure, Nancy. None whatsoever...
Don't forget the Demotion Party has been scheduled
for Friday, June 22 at pP Don Fultz's
House. I'm told that "refreshments" (aka
adult beverages) start at 6pm, while dinner
and "entertainment" (aka Torture The Kidd)
start at 7pm. Stay tuned for more details (including
directions to Casa de Fultzee)...
In Service Above Self,
President David "The Kidd" Kenitzer